Saturday, July 21, 2012

Movie review: The Dark Knight Rises - 4/5

With the Dark Knight Rises, the trilogy finally comes a full circle.
And what a conclusion it was.





Previously I had posted twice about how awesome The Dark Knight was for me.
http://phoenix-xtreme.blogspot.in/2008/07/movie-review-dark-knight-45.html
http://phoenix-xtreme.blogspot.in/2008/08/after-dark-knight.html
So It's only fitting for me to put up my own review of the trilogy finale up here as well.





If there was one word to describe this film, it would be Epic.

The film carries on where The Dark Knight ended, and brings in the connection with the first part as well.
It has been 8 years since the events of the previous film. The Batman has "retired" and the city is in a time of peace. It is then that a faceless mercenary only known as Bane decides to complete the mission originally planned by Ra's al Ghul. Now it is up to the Batman to take down this foe before he completes his plan to destroy Gotham.

There would probably be a lot of people who would judge this film, purely on Bane, saying that he wasn't as good as Joker. While that may be true, it in no way diminishes the quality of this movie.
The Dark Knight Rises is truly an epic is size and scale, when compared to all of Nolan's previous Batman films.

As a villain, Tom Hardy may not have been the psychotic madman, the Joker was, but he creates this epic persona with just his body and voice. Bane is both menacing and terrifying. Finally, the Batman meets a villain who is physically superior to him. Because of the mask, Hardy had to portray all his ferocity with just his body language, and boy has he done it well!
Also, while the Joker was psychotic and unpredictable, Bane is intelligent and very smart indeed. Comparing the two would do injustice to both characters because both characters are two completely different villains.

The cinematography was superb, as expected in a Nolan film. The far away shots of the city are a treat to watch, just as they were in the previous installment.
The action was mind blowing. The Batpod stunts were freaking awesome.  Plus plenty of explosions to keep action fans excited :P
The plot was on a huge scale (fitting for this film).
And then the music.. the music, for me,  was one of the best parts of the movie. Here, Hans Zimmer has really outdone himself, and Nolan knows all too well how to use the music. The editing and placement of the right background score or total silence in each scene at the right time made it so much more epic.

Anne Hathaway playing Selena Kyle was another new entry into the film. Hot as fuck.. xD

The film deserves no less than a rating of 4/5.

Christopher Nolan has done something which is seemingly impossible in hollywood. Create a trilogy with each movie as good as, if not better than the last.
Each film in this series is a classic in its own right, and there is no way anyone can deny that.

I'm still high from the film, and will most likely be going for it a second time. So, do forgive me if I digressed too much at some parts.. It's just that my brain is still high on TDKR so it will take some time to relax, but I had to get these points out.. 

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Laser beam.


Woah man.. Dont startle me like that.. I almost zapped you!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Wolf's Rain [Anime] - Review - 3/5




Superb animation ..
Beautiful music..
Interesting characters..

But unfortunately a plot which just couldn't capture my imagination.. or interest ..

The concept could have been done so much better.
Cuz it starts out well .. building up the basic plot elements.. but then eventually just ends up getting lost and confused..
The whole story with the nobles and all just ruined the series to the point of boredom for me..

Has its moments. Like, you really feel for the characters .. their pain and anguish..
So, in terms of characters and how flesh and bone they feel, you gotta give credit to the animators and voice-over artistes who brought the wolves to life..
Similarly, the background score of the series is fantastic IMO, and perfectly fits the scenes in which they were played..

Hmmph.. if only, the story were less confused

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Inception [2010] Review - 4.5/5






Christopher Nolan .. sir, you are a god!

Thats all i could say after coming out of the theatre, after watching this mind-fucking-blowing film (a second time).

Wont be giving out much of the plot, except that it is one helluva ride.

Its a film which doesn't spoon feed the audience..
In fact, it doesn't even show where the spoon is..
It's more like he says, "There's a spoon somewhere in this maze, find it, and eat you food."
You could just say F.O., and eat with your hands, and accept the film at face-value.
Or you could actually go looking for the spoon.

and the search for the spoon takes you to such mind-bending logic, that only a second viewing of the film, can confirm your theory of the ending.. :P


What you could do is.. watch it once .. think of some theory, preferably of ur own, to confirm the ending .. then watch it a second time, and check if u can tie up loose ends.
Its a fun way to enjoy a movie .. :D


Not only does the movie boast of an insanely awesome plot..
But is filled with equally stunning visual effects..
The matrix-style fight scene might have been a bit over-the-top, but was well done nonetheless.
But every other bit of visual imagery throughout the film was stunning (to say the least).

Its a film with no clear cut ending, and i believe the director made it so on purpose.
There is no perfect theory to explain the film.
Each of those has its own +ve points, as well as negatives.

The more intense fans (like moi .. :D) would try to turn a blind eye to the holes in the theory and try to prove theirs with as many facts from the film as possible.
While others would do so for another theory.
The film was made with such confusions on purpose IMO, to play on people's minds and keep the audience in a state of guessing.

Nolan made the film to mind-fuck the people.
a risky strategy .. but ultimately paid off cuz of the way it was made..

Brilliant movie .. :D

Each person has his own perspective of the movie .. and that's what makes it such a classic.
Bloody brilliant..

2 days since i saw the film.. and i'm still in its hangover.. xD

I'm like literally running out of words to describe this movie..
So, all i can say to wrap up this review is this..

Reality is Relative
:)

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Avatar(2009) Review - 4/5



Damn ..
its been quite a while since a film got me sooooo hooked onto the screen, i totally forgot everything around me.
Seriously.. this film takes visual effects and animation to not just a whole new level..
but to a whole damn planet!!

Visually alone, I'd rate this film a 5/5 ..

Basic Plot !!!!:

So like, there's this guy named Jake .. an ex-marine whos now lost the abilities in both his legs. He is brought to this planet called Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na'vi, a humanoid race with their own language and culture.
Jake's brother was this scientist guy who was working on the 'Avatar' project.
And now that his bro was killed in a war accident, Jake is brought in to replace his bro since both apparently have a similar genome.

Apparently there's this rare mineral available on Pandora that sells for millions of dollars and the rich corporate guys want to mine it. Unfortunately, the largest collection of it lies directly under the homes of the people of the planet the Na'vi.
So its the jobs of Jake(his avatar actually) to try to convince the Na'vi to move out before the military is brought in.
bla bla bla.. (dint wanna say the entire story :P)
and he ends up fighting for the Na'vi people instead, who finally beat the humans at their own game.

Now the story isn't exactly unheard of, so the usual "corporate guys want land... natives wont give land" situation goes on. And the military is brought in as a last resort in case a diplomatic means to relocate the Na'vi cant be found.

As Jake gets his first look at his own Avatar, we learn about the program itself.

Humans are unable to breathe Pandora's air, but the Avatar Program enables people to link with their own Avatar, a genetically-bred human-Na'vi hybrid. Through his Avatar body, Jake will be able to walk again.

Well, like i said, its not exactly a story u haven't seen before, but it IS still a must-watch film.

The animators managed to create a planet unlike u would've ever imagined in your wildest dreams. filled with flora, fauna, weather etc.

I can just go on and on and on and on about how beautiful the world of Pandora is, but one must watch it first hand to see what it is.
However i would definitely advice u to watch it on a bigger screen rather than some cheap tiny theater like i was forced to :(
It's a movie going experience that mustn't be missed.

It's like the 1st time I've seen a film in which one could feel connected to its animated protagonists. The animators literally brought life into the Na'vi and all the living things on Pandora.
The animals, the birds, the plants, the waterfalls and everything on Pandora will just take your breath away. At times its hard to imagine that these images are actually entirely computer generated.

The motion capture technology is like ... OMGWTFOUTOFTHISWORLD..
it makes the movements and emotions of the Na'vi almost lifelike.. if not perfect. Their movements are fluid.
The jumps, their hair in the wind, their eyes, every damn thing was done to make em seem and feel real, and by god have they done it.
Though the script may be run down, but the reason why this film would hit u is cuz u can actually connect and feel that the Na'vi are people too.


Much like his last film, Titanic, the basic plot of Avatar is simple and predictable even, but look out for the various allusions and messages that Cameron sneaks in. You cannot miss the film's obvious reference to America's wrongful invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan, or America's callous treatment towards its indigenous races. The warning bells about the repercussions of destroying nature are also too loud to ignore.
-Rajeev Masand


Pay attention to what James Cameron has done with his truly spectacular looking Avatar. This, my friends, is the right way to create a 3D film experience.
-Kit Bowen (The Movie Kit)


Rajeev Masand's review pretty much sums up whatever i wud've liked to say about the film.
http://ibnlive.in.com/news/masands-movie-review-avatar-cinematic-event-of-this-generation/107384-8.html

could still go on and on about the film, but it would suffice to say:-
definitely by far THE BEST MOVIE GOING EXPERIENCE i've ever had..
and after The Dark Knight.. this would definitely be my 2nd fav film of the yr.

GG mr. cameron... u've returned with yet another epic!!

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Death Race (2008) Review - 3/5



Another example of a classic "GUY" movie ..
About the plot.. there's very little to speak of.
The movie is all about, 'how much vehicle damage can u cause in 1.5 hours'..

Totally fun watch with friends.

**SPOILER ALERT**

Jason Statham plays the lead (name i dont remember), who is sent to Terminal Island, a prison where all the hardened criminals r placed after he ws wrongly accused of killin his wife.

Oh, and also the year is 2012, where the whole world is fuckd up and people used to watch gladiator sports featuring 'Terminal Island' prisoners... but eventually, ppl got bored, and thus DEATH RACE was born.

Its basically a 3 day race, first 2 days u just need to survive the others and cross the finish line.. 3rd day is when u race... winner wins his freedom.

There ws this racer named 'Frankenstein' who wears a mask n ws really popular with d TV fans, but he ends up dead after a race. his death was covered up, and the head of the prison gets Statham to act as Franki, cuz both wer gr8 drivers.
As usual, first he disagrees, then he follows with d plan, and since he wears a mask, every1 thinks Frankenstein returns aftr his accident.

So race goes on .. all other competitors, except Franki and the guy who killed the real Franki r left.
just b4 the final race ends, both manage to blow up a hole in a wall, in the building where the race is held, and they escape out after a long chase with more stuff blowing up ..
Finally both escape n every1 is happy..

Also in between, Natalie martinez is there.. just for show.. :P

watch it if ur hungry for some adrenalin pumping race action with explosions n stuff pretty much in every scene..
\m/

i'd rate it 3/5 .. purely for the fun factor.. ^_^

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Been sooooo long since i posted some sh*t here ... and the main reason for that is the 1 and only blog killer .. TWITTER !!!

www.twitter.com/ajphoenix is where u need to go 2 know wht im doin rite now..
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Thursday, October 9, 2008

Jeff Dunham Achmed’s “Jingle Bombs” lyrics

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!